From the Stands

A man from Humble
Who could only bumble
His career
From its Olympic peak
To its recent nadir

He picked on POCM
Now you won't see him

He wants to go to Belgium
Though his skills are small
I bet he smokes more than a few Pall Malls

He was never our favorite
Joe-Max ruled our hearts
But Imad gained something even higher
Our raised middle finger

No, we never loved him
Loathed is a better word
Yes, we undervalued him
But it was so much more fun
To jeer at him

Being shy doesn't pay off
Especially when you fail
In the Playoffs

Maybe we'll miss Imad Baba
Though I doubt it
We lost some hair
Because of his lack of flair

He had a knack for scoring
Now he's a Belgian soccer whore

If he signs with Westerlo
He'll play against Toni Brogno

He would have lost his place to a Beasley
Because his talent is so measly

He caused a rift with fans
Split them into different clans
But in the end
His departure will send
This issue to an end

Tears won't be shed
some would rather kick him in the head

So as this story comes to a close
Everyone knows
That Imad Baba
Is not a martyr
And truth be told, it was time for him to go
Because he couldn't control the flow