From the Stands: Issue 2

Note: If you wish to have your quote taken down from this page, please e-mail Pitchside. Yes, the page is shameless and horrifically glib.

" Oh yea...you mean "ProJOKE"? "The #1 choice of kennels and bird owners everywhere!"
-jw on The Providence Journal-Bulletin's soccer coverage

"Bear in mind this is Grahame Jones, so the lights in the attic may be flickering a bit on this one"
-The Magpie on the Franchino/Waldo for Vanney rumour

"Scotland is getting there. Reyna, Naveda, Caniggia and now Chronopoulous"
-Hector on the American/MLS contingent in Scotland

"PLEASE KEEP HIM!"
-JuveFan on Waldo and the thought of giving up a second round pick if he leaves

"Excellent suggestion, Tim! However, I don't think Microsoft Paint is ready for "claret and amber" quite yet."
-JG_Revs on the suggestion of a simulated 2001 Revs kit, Bradford City style

"I would clap my hands but I'm too busy holding the Eastern Conference Trophy."
-UpTheMetro's response to a clap your hands if you hate NY/NJ thread

"Justin, Your idea makes way too much sense."
-GPK on the idea of changing a midweek game against DC to the weekend.

"The only thing that would have made it more complete would have been to have Leo bent over "al fresco" and mooning him."
-Danizinho on an X-Mas card with Leo Alvarez, a christmas tree, and the words "Go Revs, Metros Suck"

"I just wanted to point out that each and every one of you are special. When i'm around you, it's like a world of beauty is opened up to me."
-Michael Mejido on Revolution fans

"Looking forward to the Revs beating up on some more college teams that are out of season."
-Truhill on a 5-0 defeat of UCONN in April

"And to my surprise, I heard about it on WEEI first. Damn ... miracles never cease."
-patfan1 on hearing about Wolde Harris's contract extention

"I am shocked! But don't worry, we're changing our name to When Saturday Comes. Kinda catchy yes?"
-The Chairman on a certain webzine's use of the moniker "The Chairman" during its first issue